The Militias of Smithers

a badass highschool gang, with a redneck and two badasses...oh and a simp, and fuck love is their motto...meanwhile they kick fuck boys and fuck up haters as they walk.

hey look its The Militias of Smithers.
fuck you rebecca,

by Captain_Woods March 12, 2021

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

Nanny-cam sitter

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.

Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn
Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter
Person #1: ikr

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

That Wouldn't Slither Down in Snaith

Saying from York, UK meaning that a certain form of behaviour is unacceptable - implication that it wouldn't be acceptable in the village of Snaith, near York. The behaviour is so unacceptable that, to personify it, never mind walking or running, it would be unable to even slither around Snaith before being challenged.

"That gentleman has just disobeyed traffic laws and displayed a rude gesture, informing me that I am a masturbator. That wouldn't slither down in Snaith!"

by mister_small_willy September 17, 2023

Pon mi sitter

Term used to describe the beta male attitude of not using their free time optimally.

You’re a pon mi sitter

by Mr hugh jass June 16, 2024