t-shirts

Something UrbanDictionary.com is selling now to increase popularity amonst teenagers who see their friends wearing the said shirts.

Can these so called 'shirts' be aquired from out of America?

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

tobasco shits

Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce

My asshole hurts cause I got the tobasco shits

by p00 July 16, 2006

Guinness shits

When ya drink a pint of the beauty elixir and spend your next 2 years on the toilet

Person 1: Have you seen Tommy? Haven’t heard from him in ages
Person 2: Oh Tommy? Oh man, he’s got the Guinness shits
Person 1: oh fuck rip him then

by Smartass Irish Bitch May 3, 2018

Shits Different

When one drinks, smokes weed, or does another type of drug and is just beginning to feel the affects of the substance. And your surroundings start to appear different but you cant describe whats different about them.

Yo I only took two hits off that blunt and Shits Different already

by Camp3r August 6, 2010

Shits and jiggles

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense

bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?

by Dakotamaybe March 23, 2011

shiverin shits

Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.

Sally: "Hey Bob, whats up?"

Bob: "Can't talk now, bitch. I gots the shiverin shits!"

by Passingthrough March 24, 2007