choke on a seed
choke on a seed by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Pick Your Seed
Pick Your Seed by LoganIsAPipsqueak November 9, 2021
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Planting the seed
When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
Planting the seed by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed
Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed by NotSnappo July 31, 2022
Very hard bird-seed
A phrase used to describe:
i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.
The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
Very hard bird-seed by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023
Golden Apple Seed
The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
Golden Apple Seed by Pcw July 2, 2023