sad girls

the female version of sad boys
Jack: "do you think Jill is okay?"
John: "she'll be fine, she's just one of those sad girls ."
by lextraordinary February 15, 2018
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sad-act

Noun - an insult. "You are such a sad act."

Especially useful after they use a lame comeback or do an action of unspeakably sad proportions.
1. I just sent you a pokemon on facebook! See what it is! Send me one back! - This person is a sad-act

2. This email was sent by a sad-act and contains the ghost of Joe Bloggs, send it on to 100 people or he will sneak into your house at 3:15 this morning and rape your hamster!

3. Yeah?! Yeah?! Well.....I did your Mum! - You're such a sad-act...
by hidden-agenda January 06, 2010
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Sad cunts

Two or more people who are both sad and cunts. Sad cunts.
Keith and Aaron are a pair of sad cunts.
by JimJimJimFlanagan April 16, 2013
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sad wink

When you prematurely ejaculate and hit yourself in one eye with most of your load.
Daryl saw his mom in the shower, now he has a sad wink.
by racing4disaster April 11, 2014
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sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(
Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...
by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010
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sad sandwich

A sandwich that is made using the two ends of a loaf of bread when everything else is gone
Someone left the ends of the bread in the fridge, and didn't bother to buy more.. now I have to make a sad sandwich ='(
by Jolin415 March 09, 2011
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Infinite Sadness

When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.
Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.
by AlphaCaveman August 19, 2010
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