Randy

A douche bag usually found stalking the kids on the campus of Mesa Verde High School. Known to walk funny do the fact of taking it up the ass from 9 inch cock. Sticks ferrets up his ass to clean the jiz stains out his anus from his second job as a male-prostitute. Does nothing at lunch except stare at me and my friends. Expelled one of my best friends. Gets kids in trouble even thought its before/after school and they are nowhere near the campus. Rides around like a faggot in his gay little golf cart.

That guy was molesting that kid behind the locker room? Ugh he must be a Randy.

by SacTown Sucks February 26, 2009

Randy

A boy who usually is pretty decent looking and likes lots of girls. Very perverted and always looks at a girls chest and not eyes. Always cheats on his girlfriends then makes no effort to tell her or say anything until she finds out herself. Complete douche bag and liar.
Also another word for horny which may explain his feelings for other girls

Jessica: "Hey honey"
Randy: "Uhh hi"
Jessica:"So I heard you were with another girl"
Randy: "Fuck of Jessica I told you we were over!!"
Jessica: "......Asshole."

by hisMotherrrr April 18, 2010

randy

one who has sex with sheep

my sheep died

Some randy must have gotten to it

by nohands June 12, 2007

Randy Moss

The best receiver in the NFL who plays for the best team in the NFL the Oakland Raiders baby

Best receiver in the NFL

by Marco M. July 26, 2005

randy moss

A person who really doesn't give a royal fuck. See also loser. Known for giving up early, being a poor role-model. He will walk of the field becuase he doesn't want to play anymore, big cry-baby pussy, who when beats the Packers once, thinks he is far supirior to them. Been arrested many times for bein' on the pipe, also speaks fluent ebonics.

Viking's Fan: "Moss owns da pack."

Me: "And the Vikings no longer own him, fuck head, what are you going to do now?"

by Rice Hater August 25, 2005

Randy

A person that hangs out with you alot, but is not a core member of your group. Short for random.

Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.

by Joel TK July 16, 2008

Randy Moss

A wide receiver for the NFL Vikings team who moons you...if you insult him...he also leaves games early, attempts to use sexual gestures, dances like nuts and well...

Wow, did you see Randy Moss mooning after that touchdown!

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005