rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022

Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.

"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."

by whitelinens September 28, 2022

rectumeyetus

When the optic nerves connect to the rectum and give one a shitty outlook on life

Suzie has rectumeyetus today.

by Suzie gumdrops October 13, 2022

rectum

butt hoal

he has tasty rectum

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Rectus Dominus

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023

Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.

Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam

by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

Rectumis Prime

To have anal sex inside a semi truck and orgasm so loud that you make a transforming sound

She orgasmed in the truck so loud that I thought she was transforming into Rectumis Prime

by Epilepto July 3, 2023