stroke rag

a sock or any type of cloth used for masturbation. It is a very practical tool as it provides a buffer between hand and penis and makes clean-up much easier.

It's a good idea to have a stroke rag handy when watching porn.

stroke rag by aliciaparton June 3, 2010

blow rag

An item of clothing (or similar) that has been repurposed for the sole use of catching and/or cleaning up freshly-jizzed semen.

Mate, don't touch that thing! It's Steve's blow rag!

blow rag by freakout87 December 14, 2010

Doddle rag 

A cloth used for the wiping up of sexual fluids after a sexual encounter. The rag may become fairly soiled after multiple uses but that is part of its allure

I've just cummed all over your leg...pass the doddle rag

Doddle rag by Crang August 10, 2012

puss rag 

One who is lower in social status or momentary import than an average person behaving like a 'pussy'.

Bobby: Come on, one of you chuck that cherry bomb in the toilet!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!

puss rag by Bryianzum June 5, 2015

spag rag 

A Towel dedicated to improving hygiene practices post intercourse / masturbation.

I made sure my Spag Rag was close by before we jumped in the sack. jerk off masturbate sex bang intercourse rubbing one out] feeding the geese

spag rag by Spag Rag November 12, 2015

Cheeto Rag 

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."

Cheeto Rag by SwissDook May 26, 2016

Cum rag 

A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on

Michael ejaculated on his cum rag

Cum rag by Skddindbd June 16, 2018