Cuddle Puddle

When a couple is cuddling and they get turned on. The word puddle comes from the girl being wet (creating a puddle in her panties)

"Being so close to you is really turning me on. I'm so wet right now"
"Babe, we are in a cuddle puddle"

by CouchPotato July 25, 2017

Nut puddle

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!

Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019

puddle hopper

A term to describe any 4 cylinder small car that can't get out of its own way.

Honda civic, toyota camery, ford focus, etc are all prime examples of puddle hoppers.

Did you see that asshole in his puddle hopper pull out in front of me?

by j pags March 23, 2009

Puddle pirate

1)term used to describe USCG

Puddle Pirates are the cunt of the US armed forces

by L’âne May 22, 2019

Mud Puddle

A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket

mud puddle

by nate the snake August 27, 2012