protein paint

n. Semen. v. to but a nut; typically on someone.

Then I pulled out an liberally protein painted her slutty face.

by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006

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protein tsunami

Cumshot or ejaculation. A massive load on the face or breasts of a woman.

"Jason doused that girl with a protein tsunami."

"Pornstars love protein tsunamis."

by bigblue05 March 6, 2008

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Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

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Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.

Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.

by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011

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pretextulate

verb- The act of one accidently sending a text before finished and intended.

Keyless, "Neither of those last two texts made any sense, I'm so confused?

Josh "Sorry dude, I accidently pretextulated and just started where I left off on the second text."

by Bosh Jurton December 27, 2011

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