Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014

flamingo pot

Slang name for vagina

I would love to peck her flamingo pot

by Poochalski March 15, 2014

Penny Potting

'A person which inserts as many pennies and other forms of currency into the anus for pleasure and takes pride for it.'
It is typical among the male fans of Justin Bieber and One Direction and is classed as a sport in the following countries: United States of America, China, United Kingdom, North Korea, Sweden and Germany.

While watching Justin Bieber's music video for 'Baby', young Alfie was penny potting and squeezed a new record of 19 coins into his ass.

by Itsjames68 April 14, 2014

pot's unplugged

of or relating to a state of disarray, possibly leading to questionable decisions in the workplace; characterized by low attention and/or low blood caffeine levels

When James asked a question at the meeting that had literally been answered 30 seconds prior, Susie exclaimed, "His pot's unplugged today!"

by mellows2019forLyfe June 9, 2018

dead pot

Unmaintened, big belly, opposite of "six pack". Also used for plants dead in the pot.

What do you prefer? Six pack or dead pot?

by Tshibourashka December 16, 2017

donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.

Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?

by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017