Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

The Polar Grizzlies

A Badass Band from Ashville, Alabama.

Guy1: Did you see The Polar Grizzlies last night?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(

by LetKiller September 07, 2011

Polar Paw

Before oral, go into another room and hold as many ice cubes in your hand as you can. Keep them there and get your hand as cold as you can stand it. Then, proceed into the bedroom and cup his balls with your ice cold hand. If you're feeling adventurous, do some pole work with the same hand.

Tonight I'm going to give you the Polar Paw baby!

by NopersonalityBrett September 03, 2012

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 14, 2025

Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.

The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 February 28, 2016

To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

by Polar express December 09, 2017