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penalblotta

a disease that infects the penal region of a man. It is mainly caused by picking your ass. By picking your ass, you are applying force and are pushing your internals out, causing them to bunch together, forming a knot which then forms a tumor. These tumors are later released as shit, but some servere cases involve the tumor exiting through the urethra.
The homeless bum got penalblotta because he picked his poopy ass too much. He pissed on my car and there was a tumor on my windshield.
by Artificial Playground November 26, 2003
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5 yard penalty

When people is alway on jock and u need yo 5 yard of space
DAMN BITCH....(announcer) 5 yard penalty on the tip rider
by D. Suttles January 31, 2008
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penalty box

The vahjuhge of a woman who has recently finished a rigorous athletic endevor (preferably a smelling hockey game or recent rugby match) who aggresively demands cunnilingous prior to engaging in implied hygenic practices.
That chick smelled like a sock and she wanted me to give her a penalty box, so I had to go home and all that would save me was a vanity smurf.
by trevor lahey corey September 2, 2006
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penasquitos

A brilliant town just east of Del Mar, which rests amongst plush shrubbery. Exquisite dining and vibrant night life is what "PQ" is known for. A town in which no lady dare cross her legs, this quaint village has historically been a hot spot for horny young teens.
some come here for the pussy while others come to enjoy the sunset
by rgrabbit June 5, 2005
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penang

A place in Malaysia where snakes inhabit temples and there are more Chinese than Malays. Good place to visit if you absolutely enjoy boredom for 3 whole days. Or if you are Chinese and but still want to live in Malaysia, then its a good place for you.
Oh wow nice going John, you said this vacation in Penang is going to be great... why don't I rip your balls off so that you can make better choices next time?
by sammerguy March 24, 2006
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Penacle

Noun.

"Bored" game. Played using a pen and 2 keyboards.

Align the keyboards up next to one another (but not touching; leave a gap) and simply slide the pen across one keyboard, (in between the F keys & # keys) to the next, without your pen falling out of the crack.

Best if using a DELL keyboard.
"I'm bored, lets play Penacle!"
by JayTay Villagio October 25, 2011
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Penal Colony

a penal institution where prisoners are exiled, usually in a jail that is almost impossible to escape.
The County jail made a whole new penal colony--heck, they are never getting outta here!
by cha_rite March 21, 2005
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