Robert Pattinson aka R-Patz, Rob Patz, or whatever else you want to call him, is a British actor. He is fantastically GORGEOUS. His eyes are gorgeous, his hair is gorgeous, his face is just plain gorgeous, his lips are gorgeous, his cheekbones are gorgeous, his laugh is gorgeous, his singing voice is gorgeous, the way he plays the piano is gorgeous and even his WALK is gorgeous. No, I'm not exaggerating. He also has the hottest voice on the entire planet.
He has starred in Harry Potter but also in Twilight and Little Ashes, where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight.
I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.
He has starred in Harry Potter but also in Twilight and Little Ashes, where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight.
I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.
* A Guy watches Twilight, and thinks Robert Pattinson is amazingly good looking, but decides to act manly and doesn't admit it *
- Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition -
something along the lines of:
"Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"
- Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition -
something along the lines of:
"Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"
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Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
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Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.
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