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-----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:
cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.
-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.
----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up
----non-real, fake "look" to a person.
-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.
****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.
-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.
----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up
----non-real, fake "look" to a person.
-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.
****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!
(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."
you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."
you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011
Get the paste-a-face mug.What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.
For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.
by sinner86 December 17, 2007
Get the Douche paste mug.Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
by JestyCat August 5, 2010
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Get the Pastel mug.(Or 'Pastor Mason')Refers to the rapper Mase(Mason Betha), who is now a registered pastor as of April 1999. Forming his own ministry, S.A.N.E. (Saving a Nation Endangered). Returned to the rap music scene as of August 24th 2004 with come-back album 'Welcome Back'.
by k_book September 10, 2005
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