When you like a guy/girl who likes another guy/girl who likes you. Everyone likes someone and everyone is liked. It's a complicated and rare phenomenon.
Lisa: I like you!
Brandon: but I like Jenny
Jenny: Brandon I don't like you, I like Lisa
Lisa: I like Brandon not Jenny
Brandon: sorry Lisa I don't like you I like Jenny
Jenny: UGH this is a love paradox
Brandon: but I like Jenny
Jenny: Brandon I don't like you, I like Lisa
Lisa: I like Brandon not Jenny
Brandon: sorry Lisa I don't like you I like Jenny
Jenny: UGH this is a love paradox
by Rocks247 October 22, 2017
Get the Love paradox mug.When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"
Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?
Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?
Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?
Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
by ChadVon July 17, 2021
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by go_yard2002 June 22, 2009
Get the Paradoze mug.A situation or location that is unpleasant, pretentious, or outwardly obnoxious to normal people due to the employees, patrons, or any other people or person associated with it.
This bar sucks. I feel like I've died and gone to paradouche.
I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.
I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.
by Jookie7 September 1, 2011
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by leonardo draculay February 5, 2018
Get the Paradoxology mug.1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009
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