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Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
by bexla March 17, 2010
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Orgle

A fierce, sloppy blow job that is in most aspects second rate and involving lots of teeth. Orgles, are often forced upon the receiver and utterly unwanted. In some states orgling with braces is seen as a criminal offense. See Orgler
Yes, thats him officer. He's the one that gave me the orgle.
by Rambo McFlarrin April 13, 2007
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Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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orgle

the sound one makes when one is completely, utterly in love, often delivered in a quail-like coo
Orgle! Orgle! Orgle!
by Sam June 22, 2006
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Orale Pues

Mexican term sometimes used to express great urgency. It is shouted, never spoken.
by GypsyJoker June 28, 2012
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Chin Omelet

1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.

2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."

2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
by Ranal Apist September 2, 2010
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self-oraler

someone who performs oral sex on themselves
by ???????? December 2, 2003
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