Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.

"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."

by buttcircus May 1, 2012

pussy waxed

Having the best sex of your life.

Usually when you have sex with your crush, or someone you admire a lot.

I got my pussy waxed by my crush last night.
--Or--
My crush gave me a Pussy Wax last night.

by Armor_Mama February 19, 2017

Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.

Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"

by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021

wax face

A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.

"Look at her, she's such a wax face, and her makeup doesn't look that good!"

by kinky_curls January 8, 2009

sex wax

Something to make your penis slippery then hell

I put on sex wax

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

human wax

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

by tek July 25, 2003

wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

by sam west January 10, 2008