A insult used in gaming langauge, much like nubcake. this word is normaly used when some1 says somthing completly stupid and some1 else calls them a nubcookie for their stupidity
p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.
p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.
by Mikelol March 18, 2009

A nub nade is usually used in on-line gaming when someone gets off a random and/or lucky grenade. The attack has little or no thought behind it and is usually a last ditch effort. Nubs tend to do this rather often, so the 'technique' was named accordingly.
Out of game it is used to imply a "cheap shot" or "low blow".
Out of game it is used to imply a "cheap shot" or "low blow".
In Game Example
Gamer 1: WTF!? He killed you?
Gamer 2: Yeah, hit me with a nub nade
Gamer 1: Wow... you suck. lol
Out of Game Example
Boy 1: *Gets sucker punched*
Boy 2: Nub nadded!
Gamer 1: WTF!? He killed you?
Gamer 2: Yeah, hit me with a nub nade
Gamer 1: Wow... you suck. lol
Out of Game Example
Boy 1: *Gets sucker punched*
Boy 2: Nub nadded!
by DudelRok April 8, 2009

The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.
Your Team:
You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
Spanish person: read below.
The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob
The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
Their team:
Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)
The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.
The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.
The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.
SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Your Team:
You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
Spanish person: read below.
The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob
The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
Their team:
Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)
The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.
The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.
The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.
SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 6, 2017

by timmy2step April 27, 2008

a round short blunt shaped object.
most commonly said in a variety of exciting accents.
may enduce laughter
undisirable for a guy
most commonly said in a variety of exciting accents.
may enduce laughter
undisirable for a guy
damn he had a bulbous nub.
two girls were sitting in math class and noticed an unfortunate looking boy with some lollipops, after recieving the candy, the guy was displaying a camel toe. the two girls started saying BULBOUS NUB. in many different accents. all while laughing very loudly. the girls then precedid to tattoo themsleves with peace love and nubs.
the class was a win.
two girls were sitting in math class and noticed an unfortunate looking boy with some lollipops, after recieving the candy, the guy was displaying a camel toe. the two girls started saying BULBOUS NUB. in many different accents. all while laughing very loudly. the girls then precedid to tattoo themsleves with peace love and nubs.
the class was a win.
by truep1mp October 21, 2009

people who start in a game they have never played before noobs and other sort usually the fist to die at cs in 30 seconds also called newbies this is also used in d2 or other rpg's
by steve March 29, 2005

The useless flaccid pseudopenis on a tranny, which is rubbed between the digits whilst being anally penetrated.
by sam pinker February 15, 2005
