broken pencil

when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.
homework gave me another broken pencil.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
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broken bagel

The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.
Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel
by Maxcbigbagels84479 January 10, 2014
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emo broken

Someone who looks depressed and lives in the same household as you.
"Mackenzie looks really emo broken right now."
by January 26, 2022
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broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off
teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."
by pls love me December 29, 2018
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Broken Dog

Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!
Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!
by Twist of Cain September 25, 2011
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broken mouth

An old European insult that refers to someone who doesn't know when to shut the hell up! Usually someone who's ignorant, an attention whore, or just plain full-of-it.
Christian: "I can't believe half the campus already knows about the drama with Becky."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."
by Phosgore January 02, 2014
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broken clocks

Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)

(broken clocks)
by you love me ofc July 06, 2022
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