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by FuZzY pEaCh February 13, 2004
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Starboard Brained

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.


by Yarn Theory October 20, 2008
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Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 14, 2012
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Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
by Wingy July 04, 2006
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rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain
"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"
by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021
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lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.
I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.
by Sue Bell September 25, 2008
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