nelson ma

the hourse
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ma ke

ma ke

"marke why u hourse"
- laoshi
"idk"
- nelson ma

by tang yuan September 27, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

Naughty Nelson

Improper name for a ladder jump. It is typically used when in agony or frustration trying to complete the task.

"I'm stuck on this Naughty Nelson!"

"There's a naughty nelson ahead!"

by PuzzledChicken67 October 10, 2025

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Nelson

An ASSHOLE(?) very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

Nelson the type of guy who read the bible

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”7:14
"Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt" 21:21

She belongs to the streets

by KingHendrix November 23, 2021

Nelson

A universal term to describe the messer of a man

Got head gasket gone ! Fuck of Nelson you messer. Or Mk1 in my nans garage fuck off you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!

I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .

by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021