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muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.
by jokitier December 1, 2011
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Muffin came out da wrapper

Condition that happens when a man or woman wearing tight clothing that hides a muffin top bends over or otherwise uncovers the bare muffin top for the world to see.
Dude 1: Bro what's so funny, why you spit your drink out?

Dude 2: Dang man, that thick girl over there just leaned over to grab the mustard and the muffin came out da wrapper. That shit is gross!
by Spaghets April 30, 2012
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Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.
"Maddie is such a muffin humper."
by Nerdstock October 2, 2013
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muffin hour

When it's so late and you're so tired that everything is funny.
We can only watch bad movies during muffin hour.
by scrunnchy August 5, 2015
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Muffin slicer

When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.
Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer
by Booga G January 27, 2016
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muffin wax

your a muffin wax
by Super sucked September 27, 2020
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Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.
Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!
by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010
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