Mongoloid

An extremely annoying person who usually thinks they are smart and/or funny, but is actually very stupid.

That guy listens to Fall Out Boy? What a mongoloid!

by Benyill October 6, 2008

mongoloid

A person with caveman-like facial attributes that unintentionally acts as if they have a mental impairment.

After you get two beers into him, he acts like a mongoloid.

by J. Stanard May 19, 2013

street mongooses

one (or more) mongooses who get thrown out in the streets at an early age and become street smart this can cause both good and evil, usually the latter and many of the young innocent mongooses become foul loathsome ones.
but we must not blame themselves but we must blame society for this injustice.

the street mongooses came down the lane

street mongooses enjoy pie

by pimpguy_666 July 14, 2004

Mongo

In skateboarding, pushing the skateboard with your front foot. If you're normal, you use your left foot, and vice versa for goofy.

The poser skated mongo.

by falc0n November 12, 2003

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

by chou chou January 5, 2008

Kut Mongool

An dumb asshole who is not liked
someone who believes they are the best in the world but are not
Someone with an annoying laugh

That Kut Mongool thinks his SUV is the best thing in the world

by G2thefarmer November 25, 2010