Monkeys in the Jungle

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.

"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"

by WPrivvy January 7, 2025

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Monkeus

Monkeus (noun): /mɒŋ-ki-əs/

A ridiculously handsome Malayali boy with effortlessly wavy hair, a charming smile, and an undeniable social media presence. Known for averaging 15K views per TikTok post and flexing a solid 2K followers, Monkeus dominates the algorithm with ease. Often identified by the Instagram handle @monkeus_cc, he embodies charisma, style, and the ultimate 'mallu boy' energy.*

"Bro, did you see Monkeus' latest post? Man's built different."*

by Monkeus March 14, 2025

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bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

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Chorus Monkeys.

A word I invented for people in chorus programs that are awful and sing terrible songs. Everyone in there is like clones. Monkey see monkey do. Understand? they do whatever they see done.-Maya Betancourt

Did you hear those chorus kids ? they had no life and sounded dead and bored!

They're such "Chorus Monkeys."!

by MadchikXX December 11, 2011

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Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.

Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.

by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014

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