Minjen

The Wife or Girlfriend of a low paid worker who's geographical locations lies West of Istanbul.

Normal rates of salary are below $1 per hour. Cheap labor. Accepts food and shelter as payment.
"I hired a crew of Injen SEO last week to work my site.."

"For best Injen SEO check out fiverr "
"Those injens are working really hard for that $$$"

"That Injens Minjen looks like shes could suck a golfball through a hosepipe."
"I paid that Injen to do some linkbuilding but his Minjen spent the money on rice instead"
"Minjen pussy tastes like goats milk"

by BeakerBaby January 18, 2013

mittens

a ridiculous way to hide your drunken mistakes

After he wrecked his bike in a drunken stupor, he came to work with "mittens" on

by AJ mittens May 13, 2014

minted arse

When your outside smoking and some chick walkes past in Primark leggings that disappear up into her hoop.

Check that blondie with the 'minted arse'....thats well a bit of me.

by Dangerous Penguin March 25, 2017

Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017

Maintenance texting

if you’re texting someone you like to keep them interested in you.

john: yo stacey is totally maintenance texting me lmao

by mel_gracee June 1, 2018

Maintenancology

A made up type of schooling some assholes came up with to feel better about their pointless jobs. Most likely some dickhead with a stupid 1st name like Kevin or Eric.

Eric is so full of shit he told me he had a doctorate in Maintenancology.

by Hardrockr2113 July 17, 2019

maintenance mode

When ryan fakes having a major illness to not complete anything. Also his main excuse used as diversion of studying being the reason he hasn’t completed anything.

Na man still haven’t finished that one beat I’m gunna be in maintenance mode till i move out of my grandma’s...

by domaster666 February 10, 2020