milf money

when something is just way too good to be true

that movie was so good, it was milf money!

by mackieronii September 6, 2020

milf jin

Milf Jin is Kim Seokjin, but as a milf 🥶

Milf Jin is sexy

by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020

Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.

"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018

Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.

Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!

by Calabasas MIlf Hunter March 29, 2009

Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.

"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.

1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.

by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011

Grand MILF

Another word for: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

It has a second definition, this is a "Grand" MILF, similar to "Grand Canyon". A GILF is above a MILF in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. She is the high priestess in a sea of MILFs.

She's not just a MILF, she's a Grand MILF.

If you're a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a Grand MILF, regardless of daughter's age.

I hooked up with my friend's Grand MILF once.

by The Continental June 16, 2008