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Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.
Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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I'm also the challenger. And you are trying to cut the line.
Hym "And I was speaking in an ONTOLOGICAL sense. I'm allowed to contradict myself."
by Hym Iam January 4, 2026
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Eat a bowl of fuck myself

Also can be used in shorter term of simply “Eat a bowl.”
In East Texas slang originated in the Post Oak Savannah used to show disgruntlement and frustration. Normally used as a last-minute saying being giving up.
What do you mean your out of Marlboro Reds, I guess I can eat a bowl of fuck myself!
by Plutonium Microwave January 9, 2026
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