Melanie 

Melanie is perfect.
Everything about her is perfect.
Her hair is always perfect. She usually straightens it and at least 3 people ask to play with it every day.
it gets complimented by old ladies in the bathroom.
she's wicked pretty, not that tan but being pale-ish suits her.
she gets creeped on by creepy people and asked out by a lot of people that are weird but thats just because she's soo attractive.
she's so nice, loveable, and funny
anyone is lucky to be in the presense of melanie :D

"wow, that college guy is staring at that high school girl... again!!!"
"well obviously... she's a melanie!!!"

"whoaaaaa..... that girl is too pretty for words!! who is she?!"
"melanie... duh!!"

Melanie by twizzler1292 August 15, 2009

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. 

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. by Freak July 30, 2003

Meaningful One Night Relationship 

A nice way of saying you're going to have sex with someone and never see them again.

Mostly used by girls

"All I want tonight is a meaningful one night relationship"

Meaningful One Night Relationship by your mom March 10, 2003

Blue Meanie 

A professional wrestler on the independant circuit. Blue Meanie is on myspace.com and was once brutally attacked by JBL. Worked for WWE until now.

"Blue Meanie was one the funniest CEW guys ever

Blue Meanie by Rolento September 15, 2005

The meaning of life

1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)

1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future

The meaning of life by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009

the meaning of life

a mean but funny little game to play with someone.

Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!

the meaning of life by Angelacia October 15, 2007

Melanie 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet and also someone who you want to keep in your life. She’s loyal and funny and the best friend you could ever get. Hot and amazing control of her body(dancing, twerking, belly dancing) Melanie is also very pretty/cute and has an amazing body she will speak her mind so don’t mess with her because she doesn’t take shit from anyone. She will always have your back and loves to get wild and have fun she might also have a dark side of her with you don’t want to mess with

I never want to lose Melanie she’s just so amazing

Melanie by Straight facts you should know September 30, 2019