meatball mustache

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017

Meatball

a meatball is a girl who is as tall as she is wide.

Snooki and Deena are meatballs

by Koga Shuko September 9, 2021

saucey meatballs

When there cum all over the men's balls or period bust

Sloppy sex can lead to saucey meatballs.

by Alexia_13 May 11, 2016

MeatBall Sweats

A twisted derivative of the term "Meat sweats". Rather than intense sweating due to the ingestion of high amounts of various meat products, Meatball sweats strictly refers to the uber crazy amounts of perspiration in the area surrounding one's testicles.

Holy Hannah! This volleyball is so intense it give me Meatball Sweats!!

"Dude.. did you wet yourself?"
"Nah bro I got severe meatball sweats."
"Aghh word dude, I love when that happens"

by AlbinoCyclopsShark October 18, 2011

Spicy Meatball

(adj): When a girl drinks hot sauce and gives sloppy head.

Guy 1: Hey, I got a Spicy Meatball last night, it was really hot

Guy 2: Yeah how hot?

Guy 1: Really hot, the bitch used The Last Dab.

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.

Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...

by meatball_man January 31, 2021

Millennial meatball

Millennial meatball is when you grab a handful of spaghetti, dunk it in crisco and shove it into your partners anus. At which point you eat that spaghetti and meatballs.

You won’t even millennial meatball Becky dude.

I was really hoping he would millennial meatball me, but the night without any parm.

by HADR June 12, 2019