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Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls
Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*
by Reload February 11, 2019
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bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.
After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.
by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017
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New Haven Meatball

when a girl shits diarrhea all over a man’s balls and he proceeds to dunk them into her mouth. Commonly combined with marinara sauce.
Yo you wanna hit up Yale University to put this hoe into a New Haven Meatball?
by New Haven Meatball December 24, 2025
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burning Swedish meatball

During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.
by jo m4ma February 19, 2021
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Meatball Magic

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister
by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024
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Crimean meatball

When you fuck a girl in her dad's car and turn on the stereo to play Broken Wings by Mr. Mister and then nut in her eye so she can't change the channel.
We borrowed her dad's squarebody broh, the FM was pre-tuned to the oldies station, and I just managed to pull off the Crimean meatball before Alone by Heart came on.
by Pork 'n' Slaw March 4, 2021
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Meatball sub

A Meatball Sub is when you stick your cock and balls into a hamburger bun and shove it into your partners mouth.
Yesterday I gave my wife a meatball sub and she bit too hard.
by GatorMaster2112 June 14, 2018
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