Markuss

I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP

"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"

by kkkkkkraukkklis July 19, 2020

Marcus

A whiny little biych. Usually drives a little bitch car. Extremely short. Alright in bed but could use more practice. Smells like death just ran up and shit on him. Needy mf no doubt

That Marcus kid is a whiny bitch man. We need to ditch that dude

by BajaMFblast March 6, 2017

Marcus

A person who loves ass very much, Marcus is an expert IN ass

Marcus is one who enjoys ass so much that he will stick a hotdog in it and season it with her ass juices.

by YNGDAGGERD April 16, 2017

Markus and Martinus

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.

Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case

by Apehue December 23, 2019

marcus

that hairy guy off big brother who looks like wolverine and says fuck alot

person 1: OMG did you see big brother last night? Marcus and Siavash were oil wrestling!! :D
person 2: WHAT?! I MISSED MARCUS COVERED IN OIL?! D: i think i'll go kill myself now.

by rubbaboots returns August 24, 2009

Marcus

A boy who's a couch bum, and won't leave your room!

A boy who is the biggest PUSSY ever... and never get's pussy.

A boy, who i'm not even sure is a boy...

A boy who gets black out drunk off of 2 beers.

Guy " what're you doing ?!"

Marcus " Nothin bro, just sleepin on your couch, jacking off, being a little pussy bitch ... why? "

Guy "because i wanted to know how pathetic you are"

by babyblackribs December 15, 2010

marcus and gerika

Two people who were made for each other. They are just so cute together and hopefully they get married and have a family together. Aww geez, she's mixed and he is too so, their kids will be so fucking adorable...you watch!

Girl 1: Awww they are so cute!
Girl 2: Who are they?
Girl 1: Marcus and Gerika
Girl 2: Definitely.

by gentkeke December 12, 2014