MAP

A pedophile who are in huge denial of being a pedophile thus they will use the LGBTQ movement as a way to excuse the fact that they are Pedophiles

Pedophile: I'm MAP not a pedophile

Cop: Doesn't matter you still looked at child porn you are under arrest!

by Yourguyfromthebsr March 21, 2022

Mars Mapping

Portugese fucker, he made a totally epic show called SSA, you should check it out.

A: Bro I heard Mars and pluto-dooto have drama.
B: Mars mapping better, redpilled, based, pluto no social credit + L + ratio + dont care + didn't ask

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 28, 2021

map of ireland

The damp patch left after having sex

After I pulled out, neither of us wanted to sleep on the map of ireland.

by Spike74 December 30, 2017

zluks mapping

soar mapping but worse :osuHOW:

aka zl mapping, zluks, zl_ks

"bro this aint even soar mapping 💀"

"yea this fukin zluks mapping"

by Soarosugaming April 30, 2022

The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.

Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)

by ndawg7 September 27, 2018

Westside Treasure Map

a map that helps you locate bars where you could find a Westside Treasure or two (or three!)

I printed up a Westside Treasure Map for the bachelor party this weekend!

by Genetic Drift December 21, 2009

Map

Like your moms moist as pussy it’s wap but better

Your dad: hey Mom you got that map today

Mom:yes it’s everywhere

by Malakhi’s big fat cock February 27, 2021