fuck legend

When you're drunk and your friend helps you out with something. Whether it be a lift or lighting a smoke.

Jaron, you're a fuck legend!!

by Qarley Huinn May 20, 2017

Lying Legend

Someone who lies about being some kind of a legend but it's based on only stories they made up & fictional facts they created in their own imagination.

Your so fake your a lying legend!

by 0808NAX May 8, 2018

Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.

legend of captiva as we know it

by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011

Delaps Legend

Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

Dilaps Legend

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

League of Legends

An absolute dogshit game from 2009 by an F tier company riot games. that is enjoyed by pedos and neckbeards the world over.

Person1: I need a new game to play. Do you know of any cheap and fun ones I could get into ?
Person2: how about League of Legends I play that game everyday and it’s free.
Person1: bro.. seriously how how could your recommend such cancer.. I would rather watch paint dry. Im really starting to question your morale. Based off what you just said about playing daily you must be a hentai weeb.

by Kos645379 April 28, 2022

Mysterious legend

A menacing legend about a mythical beast. The beast liked music and danced to the rhytms but the songs were later found out to his random beeping and booping combined with sounds like "oouh" or "aaau" and many others. He also liked playing a game which controlled what seemed to be a lego man in modern days context. He likes to destroy everything he sees and would not hesitate to slapp with his big fat ass hand. If something was living, friendly or not the beast does big slapp on it. That's all researchers have found on this topic. Not known much about it, they decided to call this the mysterious legend. This legend, one of the most mysterious ones out there remains unsolved.

It can be used randomly to confuse people.
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"

by a mysterious and legendary guy May 11, 2022