These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the Laverne & Shirley mug.Lavallette is a small beach town at the Jersey Shore near Ortley and Seaside. This town is a high class, expensive beach town. A lot of Italian families live there, and like to party and get drunk (my neighbors). If you go to Lavallette you know the best Seafood restaurant around is the Crab's Claw, and Salty's has the best waffles and ice cream.
Luigi: "Hey, you going down the Lavallette this summer?"
Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to Seaside. Lavallette is too expensive!"
Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to Seaside. Lavallette is too expensive!"
by ken909 June 23, 2009
Get the Lavallette mug.people spend too much time trying to diss her when she put HERSELF into a bracket unto which she can be criticized.
why do they always talk about her?
who?
Avril Lavigne. i say just leave her alone
completely right. what goes around comes around.
who?
Avril Lavigne. i say just leave her alone
completely right. what goes around comes around.
by i_love_bert July 18, 2008
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That torcano on Mt. St. Helens was brutal. The lavabombs and lavadogs made it all the way to Portland.
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lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
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