Kettleing

A couple who fucks in a tub of warm water and then proceed to drink the water.

Those two tried kettleing last night, it was super gross.

by Miscorunco November 7, 2022

Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.

"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".

by MD Wayne December 14, 2022

Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.

The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled

by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022

Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022

Kettle

The plural of the popular moniker Karen

Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.

by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023

Kenley

The nicest girl you'll ever meet. She is nice and kind. She will slay all day. She is the best material girl you'll ever meet. She will always have at least 2 scrunchies on her arm. She will have like 1 billion friends and will still mange to remember all their birthdays. She is easily the top ten baddest bitch alive on this planet.

She was such a kenley

by goofy ah child February 18, 2023

KENNLEIGH

kennleigh is a unique name. you always see it spelt kenleigh or kenley. she is one of the most caring people but behind her smile. she is depressed and try’s to suck in emotions. she always puts ppl first and never herself. she cares a lot even when someone is mean. she will sit there for hours wondering if they like her. she’s a big over thinker. she has a lot on her mind but she’s always there and she makes that her job.

y/k:who’s that?
bsf: oh that’s kennleigh!

by pretty,smart, and kind June 26, 2023