by Buffsky March 19, 2021
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by keebs001 March 29, 2011
A term giving to someone whom is dominating whatever they are doing whether it be sports, sex or video games. This is among the highest titles a person can receive for being simply awesome.
by therealmccoy69 February 02, 2012
To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
1. Boris Johnson means have a party but call it a business meeting/ work event. (Verb)
3. Boris John means liar (Adjective) but can be used as lie (Verb)
3. Boris John means liar (Adjective) but can be used as lie (Verb)
by NicknameisBelly June 25, 2022
What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.
Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
by xendord November 27, 2022