stud johnson

A term giving to someone whom is dominating whatever they are doing whether it be sports, sex or video games. This is among the highest titles a person can receive for being simply awesome.

Did you see that guy put up 30 in the game last night?

Yeah, that guy was totally a stud johnson!

by therealmccoy69 March 6, 2012

Diontae Johnson

A highly underrated up and coming wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. He was a 3rd round pick out of the University of Toledo in the 2019 NFL draft.

Diontae Johnson just mossed that cb!

by drinknucleicacid December 7, 2020

Jimmy Johnson

Jimmy Johnson is the notorious YouTuber who is known for his iconic Cuphead Expert Series. He is also exceptionally known for playing FORTNITE.

That guy is a total Jimmy Johnson.

by Tyler1longlostbrother November 27, 2019

Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.

Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.

by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008

Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."

Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.

by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020

The Johnson Effect

The Effect consists of a common practice where someone kisses someone and break up about a week later. The practice gets its name from a man named El B. Johnson, A common user of the practice.

Oh bro, that was totally The Johnson Effect at play.

by TrevanTe349 February 24, 2020

johnson gains

Any gains or size added to your Johnson. Whether it’s just pumping on a casual Saturday night or ripping cialis or viagra everyday.

Peter: Yo mike I just copped this bottle of viagra, let’s see how this goes with the wife.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.

by Nato12345 August 31, 2021