bj nozzle

Male ejaculation upwards into a partner's nostril
Oh man, that bj nozzle really cleared my sinuses.
Those nostrils are flaring for a bj nozzling.
by DaNozzlah November 16, 2013
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penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
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