Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.
by Simon October 15, 2004
A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.
by DonH October 07, 2003
A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"
by SportGuy September 27, 2006
A high school/junior high jock who tries to influence a non-jock, or ex-jock to beome a jock like him. Usually tries to have a heavy influence on him, and relentlessly try to persuade him to change into a jock with looks,speech,sports,etc. This is all in order to return this person to the jock side. Simply because that person was once their jock friend, or whatever.
Jock:Dude you should cut your hair short and spike the front up like it used to be.
Non-jock: I dunno I like it the way it is.
Jock:Just cut it short man. We all have short hair. Long hairs for fags.
Non-jock:I dunno.
Jock: You should play football, and wear abercrombie.
Non-jock: I hate abercrombie.
Jock: You should sit with us at lunch and hang out with us jocks!
Non-jock: Just get off my case!
Other guy:Wow, What a jock manipulator.
Non-jock: I dunno I like it the way it is.
Jock:Just cut it short man. We all have short hair. Long hairs for fags.
Non-jock:I dunno.
Jock: You should play football, and wear abercrombie.
Non-jock: I hate abercrombie.
Jock: You should sit with us at lunch and hang out with us jocks!
Non-jock: Just get off my case!
Other guy:Wow, What a jock manipulator.
by Dactyl May 28, 2007
A Spock Jock is an uber nerd, they are typically rational and intelligent. Their favourite novels and films are about space and their T-Shirts have sayings on them or retro gaming consoles.
Friend 1: I don't know how to describe Natalie, she's like nerdy to the power of awesome.
Friend 2: so a Spock Jock then?
Friend 1: Hell yeah, live long and prosper.
Friend 2: so a Spock Jock then?
Friend 1: Hell yeah, live long and prosper.
by nnaacceb August 01, 2011
1. People who realize that can see that every over-glorified gun-tootin', faggit' hatin' (but closet homosexual), mysoginistic, mullet havin', moronic asshole will only live to serve the people who didn't live out the best years of their life in high school.
2. Bitter curmudgeons, who are angered by the lack of their own athletic abilities, that piss and moan about jocks.
3. People who think they are cool and original by hating the popular clique simply because of their double standards and hypocritical exclusive mindsets.
2. Bitter curmudgeons, who are angered by the lack of their own athletic abilities, that piss and moan about jocks.
3. People who think they are cool and original by hating the popular clique simply because of their double standards and hypocritical exclusive mindsets.
1. "Wow. You can bite your thumb off and smear the blood on your face. You're a man now. Because we all know self mutilation constitutes masculinity. Now finish my damn burger."
2. "Stupid Jocks! They shouldn't do anything! Now I'm going to write shitty poetry on my blog about death and desolation because I am too damn narrow minded to actually reason like a human being! STOP SUFFOCATING MY CREATIVITY!"
3. "AsLwTfOmGlOlRoFlMaO1!1! , gUd,ChArLuT , n , SiMpL , pLaN , n , YeLlOw , CrD , n , EvRy , OtHr , DiMe , a , DoZn , PeEs , Ov , ShIt , BaNd , ThT , mTv , ReGrGiTaTs , N , fOrS , fEeDz , DoWn , R , ThRoAtS , rAwKs , MaH , sOks , N , r , SoO , pUnX1!1!"
2. "Stupid Jocks! They shouldn't do anything! Now I'm going to write shitty poetry on my blog about death and desolation because I am too damn narrow minded to actually reason like a human being! STOP SUFFOCATING MY CREATIVITY!"
3. "AsLwTfOmGlOlRoFlMaO1!1! , gUd,ChArLuT , n , SiMpL , pLaN , n , YeLlOw , CrD , n , EvRy , OtHr , DiMe , a , DoZn , PeEs , Ov , ShIt , BaNd , ThT , mTv , ReGrGiTaTs , N , fOrS , fEeDz , DoWn , R , ThRoAtS , rAwKs , MaH , sOks , N , r , SoO , pUnX1!1!"
by Mextazectaces May 26, 2005
A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
by aero_squid August 22, 2012