Jerk Finger

Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered.

Gerard: Can you eats Lions
Tim: You fucking Jerk Finger

And when you call someone a jerk finger, you jerk off your left index finger then point at the person in question with the right index finger and call them a "Jerk Finger". I'ts all in the fingers.

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Timmothy Jenkons

The greatest person ever. Plain and simple. He is everywhere, and nowhere.

A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?

B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!

A: Oh yah, I forgot.

by Timmy J. April 15, 2008

circle jerk

A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.

Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?

by ExtraGoodChi March 26, 2003

jerkass

An insult formed by removing the word "jack" from jackass and replacing it with the word "jerk." Basically describes a person who is being a real jerk. Used when you need to get the point across that a person is a jerk where just the word jerk won't cut it.

"Don't be a jerkass."

"You're such a jerkass, this is why nobody likes you."

"Fuck you jerkass!"

by IceWarm February 2, 2006

jerkburger

Used to describe a person when they are exhibiting rude, cruel, or manipulative behavior, at your personal expense. May be used in a playful manner.

Common phrase - "You want a side of fries with that jerkburger?"

by Janel April 28, 2006

jerk burn

When one masturbates so often they develops friction burns of their genitelia

ie: Jimmy has been jacking off so much he has jerk burn

by demented2 January 9, 2008

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006