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Jacob

This guy is different, he's very intelligent and smart but lazy, he's the fruity guy in the bunch, he knows that some girls find him cute and he knows it,. He's very straitfoward, if you want to have a conversation with him YOU MUST START IT because if you say hi to Jacob he will only say hi back, but if you start a conversation he is either charming, or happily stupid. Known to be a bigot if talking about things he hates... Country music, Texas, illegal immigration, not forcing vaccines on new immigrants.----------
Person: Hi

Jacob: (low monotone voice) Hey.
by Jeansandhoodies February 12, 2015
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Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid
Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him
by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018
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Jacob

That nice kid who is always for the boys but acts a little to gay at times that people think he really is. He also is very optimistic about his sports teams even though they are shit. At first he seems weird but once you get to know them Jacob’s are very nice people.
“I think that kid Jacob is gay.”

Jacob always thinks the Celtics are gonna win.
by 12344678/);?4).! February 25, 2021
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jacob cisneros

a badass motha fucka who has game and a wierd sence of humor with a little charm.
hey did u see dat foul he's a jacob cisneros
by pompodour January 20, 2009
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Jacob

a very toxic boi usually spends his time flaming kids in minecraft, roblox, VR CHAT, or any other game that is popular with kids.
by xminecraft/robloxexpertXx January 14, 2018
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Jacob The Prophet

aka Jacob Lohr is a Business Owner/Actor/Rapper/Fragrance and Clothing designer who is considered by many as the best white battle rapper ever next to Eminem. He emerges from Ozark,Mo and Tulsa, Ok. He's scored points by staying true to his race and own clothing style and slang. He gained a major popularity in the North Side Tulsa Projects as he became a regular on the hip-hop battle scene and earned his respect in the streets for being honest and creative to make himself accepted in the Urban Black community. His material is clearly never pre-written and his ability to remember word for word what his opponents say about him became a known part of his skill. The Tulsa Hip Hop Shop is always packed when he is scheduled to battle against rival emcees. People come just to hear his flow and hardcore lines. Jacob is the best friend of Actor, Rapper, Model Sam Sarpong. Jacob is going to be working in 6 up and comming films. As of November 1,2010 he has started work with his group the Mid West Boyz on their debut album wich has appearances from Nick Cannon, Nappy Roots, Field Mob, Marcus., ciara, and tech 9 to name a few. When completed they will set off on a national tour to promote the Album. Jacob owns his own indie label with distribution through Nick Cannons label.
" I never gave a fuck what black America thought of me. I just wanted to rap. My mentality is like this...I am harder than you and I have been through more than you. You're not going to get the best of me, yet alone beat me" Jacob The Prophet on his career and battles
by HipHopRadioNYC November 29, 2010
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Pulling A Jacob

the player in a game of Call of Duty Black Ops Nazi Zombies with the most downs
Ryan, Steven and I were playing Zombies last night and steven was Pulling a Jacob with 35 downs in a single game.
by red ryan March 1, 2011
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