Illiquid

"If you owe someone a dollar and you don't have one, you are illiquid"

"dude, where's that dollar i let you borrow yesterday?"
"oh yeah man, i don't have it"
"so you're illiquid then?"
"yup, guess so."

by readersdigest February 11, 2009

Illiterate

To be a little bitch that cant read or write

The dumb illiterate girl that reads like a 1st grader is always called on

by Hollagurl September 16, 2013

ILLIDIOT

A person who is uneducated and also lacking in intelligence.

A person messed up their computer by clicking on every download button multiple times. They are a computer illidiot.

A guy decided to skateboard off a roof into a kiddie pool. He is an illidiot.
A woman used white out on a computer monitor. She is an illidiot.

by DoFixIt March 2, 2014

Illinois Hot Press

The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.

"I was going to watch Markiplier on YouTube but Stefan and Bryce gave it an Illinois Hot Press."

by Sexy Napkin March 6, 2014

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

illiternet

The part of the Internet that can't spell (texts or tweets everything, and badly), can't write a sentence or three to express an idea (life comes in 140 character bites), maybe can't read (consume everything from videos or podcasts). No prob with abbrevs: abbreviations can help write a thought with less typing, and that's good. The inability to express an idea more complex than "Like!" is not good.

It's so hard to understand posts from the illiternet thru all the mangled language and incomplete ideas!

by RickL May 31, 2016

Illiterate

Illiterate: Some one who is ill of mind and doesn't take anything literally

Jon, are you illiterate? There is a silverware fork in the road!

by Waddles🐷 November 15, 2016