Illiquid

"If you owe someone a dollar and you don't have one, you are illiquid"

"dude, where's that dollar i let you borrow yesterday?"
"oh yeah man, i don't have it"
"so you're illiquid then?"
"yup, guess so."

by readersdigest February 11, 2009

illiquid

Broke. illiquid is a nicer way of saying broke

Bob: Chris can borrow me $100?
Chris: I'm sorry man, I'm currently illiquid

by ABigMan August 28, 2023

Illiquidity Event

What happens when a man gets divorced; a large amount of cash and assets leave his account. The opposite of a liquidity event.

Bob got divorced last year and experienced a HUGE illiquidity event.

by Banditrider7 October 16, 2020

Illiquedic

The feeling of missing out. Similar to FOMO.

“In a state of illiquedic right now. My friends have gone to the cinema without me.”
“Living so far from my family makes me illiquedic.”

by Anonymous 3245 March 21, 2026