Irish-American

An American-American whose Great Great Great Grandmother's cousin once wore a green skirt and drank a pint of Guinness.

I spoke to an Irish-American (from Boston of course) and took great pleasure in telling him that my great-grandfather was Irish and involved in the Easter Uprising. It was true, he was Head of his Lodge in the Orange Order and became a section commander in the Black and Tans. He defended his Dublin against the Fenian insurrectionists (note: rising against the lawful government during wartime is punishable by death in most countries) and personally shot some of them.

by fubarderby July 2, 2005

Irish Trash Can

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Curacao Blue
1 part Gin
1 part Rum
1 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Vodka
1 can Red Bull

This drink is green and tastes like candy. Very popular around St. Patrick's Day, but great for any occasion.

I had two Irish Trash Cans for St. Patrick's Day this year. They were sooooooooo fuckin good!

by ItsThatTyGuy August 31, 2012

irish goodbye

leaving the bar or anywhere for that matter, without closing niceties, like a kiss goodbye to that annoying girl or mentioning something to your friends

Where'd Cornelius go?
He must have pulled another Irish goodbye, that bastard.

by Mangorooni April 20, 2006

Irish Breakfast

A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.

I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.

by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020

Mediterranean Irishman

An Italian. A person from Italy.

Giulio is a Mediterranean Irishman. He lives in Firenza.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

irish eyes

Most beautiful gray eyes ever invented in Detroit.

I was walking outside the bar and I totally got shot down by a girl with irish eyes

by ashleymucha13 November 15, 2013

Angry Irishman

The angry irishman is a retaliation for the women who wrap their legs around you during ejaculation, after the two of you agreed upon the pullout method of contraception. This also works after a broken or needle punctured condom. The male, having by no choice of his own, ejaculated into the woman, proceeds to clock her in the face with a potato sack. He then grabs the nearest hard alcohol bottle (preferrably Irish whiskey), jams it in her twat and empties it to kill the sperm.

The other night Jenna tried wrapping me to get her pregnant so I foiled her plan with the old Angry Irishman!

by Atomik Menace December 30, 2010