Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore

Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.

by Smittylovesbacon December 16, 2011

Hipstercrit

One who brags about having ridiculed hipsters before ridiculing hipsters was cool.

A Hipstercrit might say: "I kneeewww hipsters were so uncool before anyone else even knew what a hipster was. That is so over."

by Bzzzd March 9, 2012

hipstercore-official

teenage blogger Anastasia Ataria (aka Steven Henry) on social networking platform Tumblr. Recently got "tumblr famous" as usual, for no apparent reason.

Allan : "did you check out that blog I forwarded you to?"
Amy : "what is it called again?"
Allan : "hipstercore-official"

by Allan Demetrius October 31, 2011

hipster bitter

The feeling a hipster gets when he/she follows something from the beginning, only to later be directly and/or indirectly insulted by it.

I've been a huge fan of Travis Clark's tattoos since way before it was cool. He became a big deal and when I got a new tattoo from him, it looked like a swollen pig's ass. I'm so hipster bitter.

by Hiphopappotamus May 27, 2014

Hipster

A follower. Someone that keeps up with current trends, but tends to not, in fact, be a trend setter. Many present themselves in a way that it may appear that the are capable of making truly intelligible conversation. However the opposite becomes very evident once they attempt to be engaging with those outside of their social circle. Now when it comes to current events, generally speaking, it's usually only those pertaining to popular culture. It's truly the epitome of what it is to be of a herd mentality.

Hipster one: "I can't believe how popular that band has become"

Hipster two: "I'm not really into that sort of music, but if everyone is going count me in"

by Fkit August 27, 2014

nigel hipster

Anyone who listens to black metal, death metal; speed metal; thrash metal; or any form of metal for ironic reasons, or because they find it humorous. This termed was coined by the incredibly brilliant Azentrius of the Chicago band Nachtmystium. Its original meaning was presumably directed initially at spectators at a black metal show. Currently, nigel hipsters can be found in most cities that have less developed local metal scenes--generally cities where the hipster, fixter, hipster douche, bourgeois hipster fuck quotient is at a such critical mass that it forces hipsters to frequent bars that traditionally cater to aficionados of genre music. Austin, Tx; Kansas City, Mo; Boston; San Francisco, etc.

"I read recently that The Sword were put together by a record company to cash in on the current "Nigel Hipster"/Southern Lord/Necro clawzzzzzz/tight jeans and cardigans style of metal that's getting mad press/mad props from indie kids/Vice."

by Lostradamus June 17, 2008

hipstercrite

A person who hates on so-called hipsters while actually being a hipster himself.

Evan: Why doesn't Ty like Arcade Fire if he likes The Hold Steady? Are they too hipster for him?

Drake: He likes them all. He's just a hipstercrite.

by The B-Rex August 2, 2010