human tampon 

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.

After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.

human tampon by S. S. D. December 12, 2007

Human Instrumentality 

1. The process which occurs when Humanity reaches it's evolutionary peak, and evolves back into a primordial ooze, starting the evolutionary process all over again.

2. An evolutionary Theory in which the entire world is the product of the imagination of a boy who does not realize what he really is.

3. The end of the world.

4. To reduce humanity and civilization to a single hive mentality, by stripping them of their individualities and combining all hearts, souls and minds into one coherent existence.

The instigation of Human Instrumentality would bring about peace and harmony, but it would make us lose everything that makes us unique. But we would all agree and be happy.

Human Instrumentality by Gunslave May 3, 2003

Human Nugget

A human being without any arms and legs.

-Look at the that guy without arms and legs over there!

-Oh, you mean the human nugget?

Human Nugget by asiatdemokrat October 18, 2018

Human mattress 

someone who sleeps around

a prostitute is a human mattress

Human mattress by sososweet November 15, 2010

Human

A bipedal mammal that is so self-loathing that it mocks itself in every urban dictionary definition/synonym, including this one, but all-in-all is not actually that bad.

Humans are morons

Human by Cadaei June 16, 2011

humanoid 

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.

There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.

humanoid by AYB April 3, 2003

human menorah 

8 guys running a train on a chick.

yoor girl went to israel and received a human menorah

human menorah by george spot December 15, 2007