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cheezy hippo

a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser
omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier
by llamas and cheeze February 25, 2008
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Hippogriff

A type of monster which appears in some fantasy games such as Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer. It is a large creature with the body of a horse, the head of an eagle and the wings of a griffon.
The host of the High Elves hode forth, led by a mighty mage on a Hippogriff mount.
by Andy April 28, 2004
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hippo fetish

A Kinky Sexual Obssesion Over Hippos
Mason Wants That Hippo Cock In His Ass cuz he has a dirty hippo fetish
by MasonAndrewKlingler June 26, 2006
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hippocrip

Kevin Durant is a hippocrip
by Hey 772u2yyehghw January 15, 2017
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HIPPO

Hot, Irresistable, Perfect Penis,Orgasmic
To Describe The Boy You Find Sexually Attracted To. A Uncommon but Effective Way To Call A Guy
Girl (to Boy): Phwooar You're a HIPPO
by Sofiialinna October 9, 2008
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forrest hippo

the forrest hippo is not actually large. its about the size of a large dog, or smallio bear. they have the ability tomultiply, fart bombs, blow up toilets with out hassle, and bore parents to sleep. once they are bored and sleeping they wont wake for a week! its ok though, they wont die! forrest hippos are friends of forrest cows and are enemies of forrest llamas and forrest shrimp. they are usually found behind your couch, in your basement, under your bed (with the forrest cow) and in your attic. the forrest hippo are usually girls. they mate with forrest cows to make forrest monkeys! the only way you could get rid of a forrest hippo (if you wanted to) is to sparkle pixi dust on your shoes and dance in the shower to my humps!
persona 1: yeah
persona 2: my toilet blew up yesterday and when i called my parents they wont answere!
persona 1: dude i think you have a forrest hippo following you!
persona 2: dang!
by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009
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Anorexic hippo

a person who isnt skinny or fat
Laura " im sooooo fat"

Me "Nah mate ur just an anorexic hippo"
by teganTORTURE August 19, 2008
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