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hobo juice 

1.Any sort of cheap liqour used for the sole purpose of getting wasted, this includes but is not limited to Mad Dogg 20/20,malt liquor bought in quantites no smaller than 40 oz.,and vodka in a plastic bottle
2.any sort of liquor that even a homeless person can afford
1.Dude I only have $6 you'll just have to get me some hobo juice
2.I was at the library and there was this dude sitting on the steps drinking hobo juice.
3.We wont be having hobo juice tonite we're trying to keep it classy/
hobo juice by KIYA AND MONTY March 14, 2005
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n. An instrument generally featured in an orchestra that travels because its members do not maintain permanent addresses. Known for its many variations, this woodwind may be constructed of cardboard, cans, duct tape, soda bottles, newspaper, or any combination thereof. The key criterion is whether or not its tone is successful in separating passersby from extraneous coinage.

"There was a fine hoboe soloist on the corner of 83rd and 2nd last night."
hoboe by Oscar Wilder July 29, 2006
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hobo bling 

Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.
Yo, check the gummy bracelets on that indie girl's wrist. She's rockin' mad hobo bling.

Hobo Surprise

When partying with a large group of friends, the first person to pass out is presented with the hobo surprise. A used condom in the street is found and the contents of the used condom is squeezed out onto the sleeping person's face. Similar to the dispensing of a go-gurt!!!
Katherine was given a hobo surprise much to the delight of her colleagues.
Hobo Surprise by HS President March 1, 2010

hobo brawl 

A battle between two hobos over a trash can to light a fire over in da cold.
Little Kid "Hey ma, what are those two people doin by that trashcan?"

Mom " oh, thats just a hobo brawl."
hobo brawl by Mr redneckman May 23, 2010

random hobo 

A sexual maneuver involving a guy fucking a girl from behind, and as he's fucking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.

If perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added vaginal friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo's dick, and ass slaps are now somewhat muffled by the hobo's fingerless gloves).

The guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is fucking her. Little does she know she's about to get stabbed in the ass with a dirty heroin needle.
Last night I gave this slut the ol' Random Hobo.

That girl got Hobo'ed five times last semester.

bimbo/himbo/thembo 

hot people that own their sexuality and femininity<3 Pro choice, pro women's rights, pro LGBTQ+ , pro plastic surgery and against racism. Usually hot, a bit gay and wear what they want when they want to. To my fellow bimbos/himbos/thembos, slay queen/king/royal 😍💅✨
Look at that bimbo/himbo/thembo they look so hot in that outfit literally adore them 😍