Hoffman

A term used to address someone's abbnomaly large for head

Yo this nigga has a Hoffman

by You know me pw November 11, 2016

Hoff

<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.

"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc

When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.

by Hoffhund August 19, 2006

hofnar

Dutch word for a Jester. A person to entertain the king by telling some lame jokes or doing something stupid.

Same as Hofnarr (German)

Also used to describe a person in Dutch Carnaval who wears some lame outfit (pointy hat, etc.) which resembles a hofnar from earlier time.

De hofnar vertelt alleen maar domme opmerkingen
(- The Jester only makes stupid remarks)

by krvabo December 29, 2007

Hoff

(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>

1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!

by Mr. Hulot December 24, 2006

The Hoffman

when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.

as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty

by b dwys September 13, 2007

hoffenhiemer

To mop a dirty spot.
on hands and knees scrubing, scrubing scrubing. David saw me doing it hard.

Mom i'm going to Hoffenhiemer the kitchen

by Bob February 25, 2005

hoffin that cig

the act of smoking a cigarette for a longer duration than needed.

Taking longer to smoke your cigarette than any other person you are with.

(outside smoking)
Matt: im done with that cig.. im goin in.
(turns to Brennen)
Matt: Damn kid... Quit hoffin that cig!!!

by Miiirdock April 14, 2009