grimey hiney

a dirty anus. That’s all there is to it.

yo man, you shouldn’t fuck with her, she has a grimey hiney

by chl0edapu22ygod December 7, 2020

ride 'em and hide 'em

When a guy (or girl....) wants to fuck somebody but does not necessarily want to be SEEN with said recipient of sexual gratification.....duhhhhh

" I'm gonna use my boyfriend of 3 yrs for all he is worth and then throw him off a fucking bridge, "ride 'em and hide 'em" bitches......

by Choobone69 December 5, 2016

hides*

If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you

Boy: so what are you up to?
Girl: nothing much *hides*

by Lamplord December 4, 2014

gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003

Hide-out

a less harsh way of saying "ho"
used when you do actually want to say ho
because the first letters of hide, and out are H and O

"wow, look at that girl!"
"oh my gosh she such a...," sees parents close by, "...hide-out!"

by cheez&chkn January 21, 2011

hide the pinkie

finger up the butt.

i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.

My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

Hide-and-go-pee

When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.

Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."

Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"

by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010