Helen Huntness

The quality or state of being or similarity to Helen Hunt; either in appearance, acting ability, or speech.

You are looking very Helen Huntness today.

That sounded a little Helen Huntness.

by kcranger79 May 22, 2011

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helenitis

When you are completely freaking out to be with your girl and the only remedy is to get naked with her.

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You look all bummed out and anxious. Yeah man I have Helenitis, I need to get naked with my girl.

by King Chocolactic September 17, 2013

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

helenacareria

If your a helenacareria that means your a cool girl who is shy but awesome and is allways pretty

Drake: Wow that girl must be a helenacareria
Miley cyrus: yeah but shes probably got a dwyerkai

by Funbot March 27, 2015

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016