german helmet

a) Head of a circumcised penis
and a helmet that was used by Germans, especially the Nazi SS in 1939-1945

Then Jimmy said to himself, "i love my german helmet"
the Nazis are also known for their german helmets

by PIWO April 22, 2008

helmer

One who frequently engages in homosexual activities to please his prostate.

Yeah hes not gay, but hes a helmer.

by Dingle berry January 9, 2005

Trojan Helmet

A man places their nuts on a girl's eyes so the penis hangs down on top of their nose, emulating a trojan helmet

Your dick on her face-a Trojan Helmet

by Nate's got a penis November 4, 2009

helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

party helmet

Getting ready for a serious night of partying, that includes drinking, smoking pot, and perhaps a random sexual encounter.

"Hey J.J., do you have your party helmet on tonight?"

"Hell ya, Dominic, I'm ready to go."

by pinchypants April 4, 2006

polishing my helmet

giving someone a B.J.(blow job)

nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap

by lalalallalalalalalalal; December 30, 2007